10. I have to post my pictures on Facebook so everyone knows what a fun summer I had.
9. I'm too busy deciding whether to buy a new mattress at half price or a car with one-third off.
8. I haven't finished my summer reading list. I want to know if Edward and Bella end up together.
7. I have to stay home and wear all my articles of white clothing one last time.
6. I'm tired of encased meat products.
5. I have to start making my Christmas presents if I'm going to finish in time. Macaroni necklaces for all!
4. Child birth scares me.
3. I'm still drunk from Memorial Day.
2. I have to dig up my old Y2K supplies; Hurricane Earl is coming.
1. Everyday is Labor Day when you're unemployed!
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